So Dry

I haven’t had any nightmares that I remembered for quite some time. In last night’s dream, my ex-wife had decided to return and move in with me. It was nice to see her, but I had moved on in my life and I was trying to think of a way to break the news to her that I didn’t want to be with her. I discussed this with my friends who were saddened by my decision, but also understanding.

I went to the bathroom to take a shower. While looking at myself in the mirror, I noticed that my skin was extremely dry. Marbled veins of dryness covered my body liked cracked earth during a drought. I frantically slathered moisturizing lotion all over me, spreading it on so thick it looked like I had crawled out from a vat of pancake batter. The pressure of this rubbing caused my skin to burst in places, sending heavy streams of blood down my face.

This was too much to handle so I called for my mother, who happened to be at my house at the time. She came into the bathroom and promptly slipped on the floor, falling, hitting her head on the edge of toilet. I carefully turned her around and propped her up. Her eyes were milky and opaque. She was blind.

Then I had some other dream, but this one stuck with me.

3 Comments on "So Dry"

  1. jenny says:

    i would have recommended neosporin, hydracortisone and aveeno, but that probly would have had a similar effect. stil, whoa, and wtf!

  2. jenny says:

    and i am soooo totally gonna go bath and slab down the boys’ eczema now! (neosporin, hydracortisone and aveeno)

  3. Mom says:

    Next time you call me to come I will be very careful on the floor and take out those fake Halloween contacts I wear.

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